Well, you've got to hand it to him, despite an appalling mendacious charmless record of unmatched blinding arrogant incompetence (as detailed by Jeff Randall); the evil useless swindling contemptible Stalinist freedom-hating one-eyed Scottish knuckle-headed idiot can still beggar belief with his unbelievably self-righteous hubristic conceited and distorted opinion of himself, despite his being universally loathed by virtually everyone else in Britain except his earth-dwelling wife and presumably by his heaven-dwelling mother.
What a pompous ... and I use the word advisedly ... bastard.
Now sod off back to Scotland, Gordon, and don't come back again. Ever.
You won't be missed. Though your blighting bullying record of penury-inducing ineptitude will never be forgotten as a watch-word for utter mindless bovine stupidity.