The curse of the engagement ring

I think Maturin Towers will be in sombre mood for the next few days, because I have just spotted Penelope Cruz wearing some form of engagement/wedding ring.

What a cruel woman, playing with my feelings like that.

(And don't tell me I should already know about such things - I have carefully programmed my brain to try to always filter out such background information, on the off-chance that I may bump into Ms Cruz one day and she may decide to marry me on the spot - and who could blame her? I have no idea what I'll be saying to Kate, should this happen.)