Check out this Labourgraph story:
=> Greek crisis intensifies as Joe Stiglitz calls for Europe to 'teach the speculators a lesson'
Oh no, Joseph, mein freund, I think you have this caboose way in front of this particular Trojan horse. Methinks the speculators are going to teach 'Europe' a lesson (or should that be, teach the idiot central planners of the EU a lesson, who think that reality can be bucked by puerile wish fulfilment).
These ersatz imperial planners have long wished to create a copy of the Roman Empire. And now they're going to get their wish, as their inflationary mismanagement brings down the ravening hordes from the North.
I think the Huns are going to win this one, Herr Stiglitz, just like they did the first time around when Attila was in charge. George Soros is Hungarian, after all.
Es ist sehr interessant, nicht war?
Tuesday, February 09, 2010
Gosh darn it, UK recession back again, shock
Hey, who'd'a thunk it? The 'Great British Economic Recovery' is already over and we're about to enter a second recession. Cor, stone the crows, Guv'nor! We'd better reactivate that 'Quantitative Easing' scam, pronto. Oh, and extend the car scrappage scheme. And get the government to borrow more money to spend on adverts on Sky telling us to smoke and drink less. Because it's really important in these tight economic times that the NHS educate the proles on the pet peeves of Guardian-reading health fascists.
And let's face it, with the increasing numbers of people sitting at home all day watching Sky, due to the hash the British government has made of the economy through its endless anti-market interference, at least this government advertising pays for 'Station Dave' to keep all the proles happy with endless re-runs of Top Gear.
Oh, and take a look at the bottom of the article, where David 'Love Me' Cameron, Sugar Daddy extraordinaire, is promising to limit Conservative government spending cuts to just £1 billion pounds, despite his Shadow Chancellor George Osborne promising just weeks ago to engage in £70 billion pound spending cuts. Who woulda' thought it?
Yes, when the British government spends £700 billion pounds annually, with tax receipts of £500 billion, £1 billion is going to make all the difference (assuming it can be measured of course, through all of that statistical noise).
The state hates competition
Word reaches Maturin Towers that a superb local school in Reading, the Elvian School, is about to shut down. This non-selective school has an amazing educational record but was struggling with its finances. However, local developers proposed to take some of the extensive lands of the school and build a sports centre on it and some housing. This would all have been done without any taxpayer support. The profits from this business venture would have been enough to secure the future of the school.
Unfortunately Reading borough council decided to deny planning permission for the sports centre (presumably the people of Reading are fit enough, already, even all of the ones you find in the many Kentucky Fried Chicken shops all over the city).
This refusal of 'planning permission' means, almost certainly, that the school will close in June, with hundreds of pupils then needing to be decanted into other local crowded sink-hole schools, mainly run of course by Reading borough council (Fancy that?), which will no doubt be greatly upset by the several thousands of extra pounds of funding it will receive from central government each year for each extra child it now gets to indoctrinate, sorry, educate.
Oh, did I mention that the Elvian School is a private school?
The state really does hate competition.
The Elvian School is unusual in that it set very low fees and is non-selectional on entry. This means it is (was) affordable and attainable by less bright children from lower income families, thereby allowing them an escape route from the hoodie hell-holes of state-provided education in that area.
What is left now in the Reading/Henley area are various dreadful state schools, mainly falling down, one or two selectional state schools, with about 20 pupils aiming to grab each spot in examinations which even Hermione Granger would find tough, and several extremely expensive selectional private schools, several of which are stuck in the 1890s in terms of attitude, where the teachers try to impress you by showing you their boys on 'mock' Afghanistan missions for their school cadet forces (meat grinder warfare state officer schools).
In the entire Reading/Henley area you now therefore have a choice of educating your children under welfare state communism or warfare state conservatism. The only other school which values freedom and peace is the horrifically expensive Leighton Park Quaker school, which also has tough examination entry requirements due to the sheer number of children trying to get in, desperate to avoid the welfare and warfare schools mentioned above.
The children of the Elvian school will now have to accept either these welfare or warfare schools, or join the long expensive queue to get into Leighton Park (which despite its exclusive private status still managed to educate the children of Champagne Socialist Luvvies, Lenny Henry and Dawn French).
No doubt, similar 'politics of envy' madness is going on all over this country, as we slum down into even deeper levels of decivilisation, with bolt-hole after bolt-hole shut down by all of the useless government agents and other parasites infesting all levels of government to try to bring everyone else down to their own primitive bovine level.
And so now the many Reading borough council state schools which surrounded the Elvian School can now relax and slum down even further, as their main accessible private competition has been snuffed out by Reading borough council.
Well done, Reading councillors. The Socialist Gods of Envy will be proud of you.
Oh, and to hell with the parents and the children of all those people about to be thrown out of the Elvian School, as they struggle to find somewhere else to be educated. No doubt Reading borough council will 'offer' them alternative arrangements. Though as it is usually only the 'worst-of-the-worst' bog standard comprehensives which ever have any unsubscribed places left over, I don't fancy their chances much.
Thanks, socialism.
Unfortunately Reading borough council decided to deny planning permission for the sports centre (presumably the people of Reading are fit enough, already, even all of the ones you find in the many Kentucky Fried Chicken shops all over the city).
This refusal of 'planning permission' means, almost certainly, that the school will close in June, with hundreds of pupils then needing to be decanted into other local crowded sink-hole schools, mainly run of course by Reading borough council (Fancy that?), which will no doubt be greatly upset by the several thousands of extra pounds of funding it will receive from central government each year for each extra child it now gets to indoctrinate, sorry, educate.
Oh, did I mention that the Elvian School is a private school?
The state really does hate competition.
The Elvian School is unusual in that it set very low fees and is non-selectional on entry. This means it is (was) affordable and attainable by less bright children from lower income families, thereby allowing them an escape route from the hoodie hell-holes of state-provided education in that area.
What is left now in the Reading/Henley area are various dreadful state schools, mainly falling down, one or two selectional state schools, with about 20 pupils aiming to grab each spot in examinations which even Hermione Granger would find tough, and several extremely expensive selectional private schools, several of which are stuck in the 1890s in terms of attitude, where the teachers try to impress you by showing you their boys on 'mock' Afghanistan missions for their school cadet forces (meat grinder warfare state officer schools).
In the entire Reading/Henley area you now therefore have a choice of educating your children under welfare state communism or warfare state conservatism. The only other school which values freedom and peace is the horrifically expensive Leighton Park Quaker school, which also has tough examination entry requirements due to the sheer number of children trying to get in, desperate to avoid the welfare and warfare schools mentioned above.
The children of the Elvian school will now have to accept either these welfare or warfare schools, or join the long expensive queue to get into Leighton Park (which despite its exclusive private status still managed to educate the children of Champagne Socialist Luvvies, Lenny Henry and Dawn French).
No doubt, similar 'politics of envy' madness is going on all over this country, as we slum down into even deeper levels of decivilisation, with bolt-hole after bolt-hole shut down by all of the useless government agents and other parasites infesting all levels of government to try to bring everyone else down to their own primitive bovine level.
And so now the many Reading borough council state schools which surrounded the Elvian School can now relax and slum down even further, as their main accessible private competition has been snuffed out by Reading borough council.
Well done, Reading councillors. The Socialist Gods of Envy will be proud of you.
Oh, and to hell with the parents and the children of all those people about to be thrown out of the Elvian School, as they struggle to find somewhere else to be educated. No doubt Reading borough council will 'offer' them alternative arrangements. Though as it is usually only the 'worst-of-the-worst' bog standard comprehensives which ever have any unsubscribed places left over, I don't fancy their chances much.
Thanks, socialism.
Ali Dizaei, a 'criminal in uniform’, jailed for corruption
His strange career highlights Hoppe's contention that public police provide ever-decreasing security services at ever-increasing prices.
The first court case against Dizaei started in 2000, lasting three years with Dizaei suspended for two years, no doubt on full pay. That court case cost £2.2 million pounds.
No doubt in the current court case he has once again been 'suspended' on full pay, and this second court case has so far cost £8 million pounds. Dizaei will almost certainly appeal against this, and let's just assume that this appeal will cost the rest of us another £2 million in taxes. (I predict that he will win the appeal, and once again the Met will have to apologise to him and no doubt promote him again.)
Even if he loses the appeal, let's then add on the £1 million pound pension pot Dizaei is still entitled to, after 24 years in the police (approximately £40,000 per annum, just for his pension), and you are looking at one expensive policeman.
But how much real 'work' have we had out of him? Since leaving Henley he has spent much of his time 'suspended' and much of the rest of the time embroiled in expensive court cases, although being continually promoted throughout the entire period, despite presumably doing not much in the way of preventing physical crimes against person and property (the only crimes taxpayers are really interested in the police preventing).
We're probably up to about £15 million pounds in costs so far, for this one man, and counting, for very little security provision in return.
Now you may say that 'justice' has no price. But let's just compare that to what a private police force would have done, in the sane society of 'Maturin World' using natural law rather than fiat law. They would have paid a decent young man a decent wage, of let's say 50 (untaxed) gold ounces a year, had him out on the streets for at least 80% of the time preventing crimes against property, and at the first substantiated sniff of impropriety sacked him (whether he was technically guilty or not) just to keep the name of their security service in good order, with perhaps a no-blame no-publicity payoff payment of another 50 gold ounces, to keep the story out of the newspapers. (Remember, in 'Maturin World', there are no 'rights' to a job - if your employer decides they don't like your face and they want to sack you, that's it, game over.)
This private policeman would have been much cheaper and much more effective. He would probably also have been much happier within himself, spending his time doing something his customers valued rather than spending most of his time behind a desk. The insurance customers paying his wages would also be much happier, regularly seeing him walking around their properties with a gun and a flashlight, looking for miscreants, rather than embroiled in endless statist paperwork or lawyer-subsidising pointless statist court cases.
The British police will continue to become more expensive and more ineffective as time progresses, due to their monopoly of security provision. It has reached a point now where natural-law-abiding people like me are more afraid of police than we are of private criminals and where any entanglement of any kind with the police is usually expensive, is sometimes threatening, and is always unpleasant. They are becoming hated by the people who are forced to pay their wages and whom they are supposed to be protecting. In response, they are becoming ever-more aggressive and seem to spend most of their time trying to think of new ways to steal even more money from us, in the ways of fines and other 'violations' of stupid victimless state fiat laws.
Personally, I am absolutely certain that at some point these goons will have me banged up for some stupid 'infraction' or other (e.g. not carrying an ID card or walking on a crack in a pavement), and that it is only a matter of time before this happens. Although the one silver lining to this belief is that as they become ever more hide-bound with pointless expensive bureaucracy, I may slip through the net of their increasing incompetence.
I think I've said it before, but it may be worth repeating again. I would actually feel safer if there were no British public police. We would then be able to arm ourselves to protect our property, and the money saved on taxation would be put to much more effective use hiring private security agencies and we wouldn't then be under the constant threat and harassment of the public police, the armed wing of the inland revenue.
If you don't agree, ask yourself if people prefer shopping in private malls guarded by private police rather than shopping in 'public' streets supposedly guarded by non-existent public police (who are all 'busy' in police stations filling out forms in triplicate on traffic offences). The answer to that particular question tells its own story.
Monday, February 08, 2010
Is it all about to go bang? - Ambrose's head about to blow off
I sometimes worry about the health and safety of Evans Ambrosia-Pritchard. With his latest posts on The Labourgraph, my concerns are beginning to reach danger point, although his analysis is still pretty good, even though his proto-Keynesian 'solutions' are usually woeful:
Greece rattled by 'hidden debt' controversy
Fears of 'Lehman-style' tsunami as crisis hits Spain and Portugal
Greek Ouzo crisis escalates into global margin call as confidence ebbs
Greece rattled by 'hidden debt' controversy
Fears of 'Lehman-style' tsunami as crisis hits Spain and Portugal
Greek Ouzo crisis escalates into global margin call as confidence ebbs
Not funny, not funny at all
How far away is the following video away from current reality? I reckon about three years:
Still, you've got to laugh otherwise you'll just end up crying all of the time.
As Mr Rockwell has said, we must always remember that Adolf Hitler was an environmentalist (and a vegetarian, and an anti-smoking nut):
World's Greatest-Ever Socialist Environmentalist:
Still, you've got to laugh otherwise you'll just end up crying all of the time.
As Mr Rockwell has said, we must always remember that Adolf Hitler was an environmentalist (and a vegetarian, and an anti-smoking nut):
World's Greatest-Ever Socialist Environmentalist:
Saturday, February 06, 2010
Laws are for the little people
Three scumbag British politicians try to claim immunity from the stupid paper laws they continually impose upon the rest of us to feather their own beds.
Peter Schiff: Sovereign debt crisis?
The Duke comments on the market falls on Thursday and the subsequent rise in the dollar index, with regards to the sovereign credit risks of Greece, Portugal, and Spain.
Thursday, February 04, 2010
Do not smile
The British government is currently backing its captive tax proles into holding Soviet-style internal passports by turning driving licenses into de-facto identity cards. As such, it was my displeasure the other day to need to re-apply for another one to ensure my photo ID was 'representative', otherwise I would be 'committing an offence' if I drove a car with an 'invalid' licence.While the photo booth machine took my photo, the dead voice of the state instructed me 'not to frown', 'not to obscure my face with hair', 'not to sit too low', and 'not to think'.
Yes, I made that last one up, but I'm sure you get the picture.
The worst order though was the final one:
'Do not smile'Yeah, I thought, the modern slogan to capture the whole essence of miserable socialism in a single phrase has finally been arrived at.
Where once we had life, liberty, property, and the pursuit of happiness, in this country, before Thomas Paine left for America two hundred and fifty years ago, we now have: 'Do not smile'.
Thank you Karl Marx.
Bank of England pauses printing-money policy as economy emerges from recession
Yeah, for about five minutes.
Notice even The Labourgraph sub-editor uses the word 'pause' rather than the word 'cease'.
The only question in my mind is whether they resume their mass-counterfeiting either openly, via an official resumption of QE, or clandestinely, via a larger volume of 'open-market' operations.
Jokers one and all.
Notice even The Labourgraph sub-editor uses the word 'pause' rather than the word 'cease'.
The only question in my mind is whether they resume their mass-counterfeiting either openly, via an official resumption of QE, or clandestinely, via a larger volume of 'open-market' operations.
Jokers one and all.
Peter Schiff: Bernanke, debt limit, budget deficit, dollar
Directly from the sunshine of Nassau in the Bahamas, The Duke discusses the 'coincidence' last week of the US Senate voting to re-appoint 'Printing Press' Ben for a second term as Fed Chairman and on the same day increasing the US government's debt 'ceiling' by another $1.9 trillion (which Schiff compares to a cheap sales campaign to charge $19.99 for a product, to keep it below $20 dollars, or $2 trillion in this case, to avoid frightening the horses). Bernanke is needed to fund the 'increase' in this 'ceiling' (some ceiling) with his printing press and no doubt 'Helicopter Ben' will oblige his masters, now that his armoured limousine is booked for the next few years.
The Duke then links this re-appointment to Obama's proposed budget deficit next year of $1.4 trillion dollars (after his 'State of the Onion' speech which talked about 'reducing' US government debt) - always judge a man by his actions, not by what he says.
Essentially, this proposed budget deficit (a trillion here, and a trillion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real moolah) means that the US government is going to spend $1.60 for every $1.00 dollar it raises in taxes.
No doubt this proposed budget will actually increase still further, once we move forward into the year and further economic and military reverses are suffered by the empire, due to government mismanagement.
With the US government and its poodle UK satrap both suffocating their private sectors by crowding out their borrowing markets, plus draining them of increasing taxation, plus sucking down the value of money through spinning up the printing presses even more rapidly, the great fat wheezing public sectors in both countries are going to keep sitting on the chests of their wealth-creating citizens to keep the Anglo-Saxon depression going indefinitely into the future.
It does not have to be like this, if only government could merely restrict itself to only spending what it raises in taxation. But the fairytale nostrums of Keynesianism dictate that the government must keep up its spending, taxing, regulating, borrowing, and inflating to 'stimulate' those of us who produce wealth into 'recovery'. So expect these great fat men to keep crushing and squeezing the life out of their victims, until their victims simply stop breathing.
This increase in dollar borrowing is riding upon the back of the worries over the euro and the Greek situation, with the Germans being expected to bail out the profligacy of the Greeks to keep the European 'Project' going. We shall see what we see there, with memories of the Weimar and post-WWII inflations still keen in the 'Folk Memory' of Das Volk im Deutschland.
However, once this euro 'sideshow' is over, Schiff predicts that the pressure upon the dollar will once again resume, the current dollar bear market rally will collapse, and gold and oil will begin their upward trend once more, once foreign buyers of Anglo-Saxon debt realise just how fragile the dollar (and the pound) really are.
Another splendid monologue from Der SchiffMeister (with some UK speculation added by yours truly, just for fun):
The Duke then links this re-appointment to Obama's proposed budget deficit next year of $1.4 trillion dollars (after his 'State of the Onion' speech which talked about 'reducing' US government debt) - always judge a man by his actions, not by what he says.
Essentially, this proposed budget deficit (a trillion here, and a trillion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real moolah) means that the US government is going to spend $1.60 for every $1.00 dollar it raises in taxes.
No doubt this proposed budget will actually increase still further, once we move forward into the year and further economic and military reverses are suffered by the empire, due to government mismanagement.
With the US government and its poodle UK satrap both suffocating their private sectors by crowding out their borrowing markets, plus draining them of increasing taxation, plus sucking down the value of money through spinning up the printing presses even more rapidly, the great fat wheezing public sectors in both countries are going to keep sitting on the chests of their wealth-creating citizens to keep the Anglo-Saxon depression going indefinitely into the future.
It does not have to be like this, if only government could merely restrict itself to only spending what it raises in taxation. But the fairytale nostrums of Keynesianism dictate that the government must keep up its spending, taxing, regulating, borrowing, and inflating to 'stimulate' those of us who produce wealth into 'recovery'. So expect these great fat men to keep crushing and squeezing the life out of their victims, until their victims simply stop breathing.
This increase in dollar borrowing is riding upon the back of the worries over the euro and the Greek situation, with the Germans being expected to bail out the profligacy of the Greeks to keep the European 'Project' going. We shall see what we see there, with memories of the Weimar and post-WWII inflations still keen in the 'Folk Memory' of Das Volk im Deutschland.
However, once this euro 'sideshow' is over, Schiff predicts that the pressure upon the dollar will once again resume, the current dollar bear market rally will collapse, and gold and oil will begin their upward trend once more, once foreign buyers of Anglo-Saxon debt realise just how fragile the dollar (and the pound) really are.
Another splendid monologue from Der SchiffMeister (with some UK speculation added by yours truly, just for fun):
Saturday, January 30, 2010
The Great Bob Higgs: The great depression and the current recession
This unbelievably illuminating lecture was delivered by Sir Robert Higgs at George Mason University as part of the Future of Freedom Foundation's Economic Liberty Lecture Series on October 5, 2009.
Simply amazing. Worth watching right through in a single hit. Incredible.
He does mention a trip to Turkey last year, at one point. Which is unsurprising, as the inspiration for this brilliant speech must have come from the conversation below earlier in the year, at a Turkish beach-side restaurant, with a certain gentleman from England:

Your Maturin Towers correspondent convinces Sir Robert to think about linking the great depression to the current recession, or was it linking the bar bill to the entertainment bill? Whatever the case, it was a great evening.
Simply amazing. Worth watching right through in a single hit. Incredible.
He does mention a trip to Turkey last year, at one point. Which is unsurprising, as the inspiration for this brilliant speech must have come from the conversation below earlier in the year, at a Turkish beach-side restaurant, with a certain gentleman from England:

Friday, January 29, 2010
Jim Rogers: Bernanke is Part of the Problem, Not the Solution!
Check out this quote from the Lord of Singapore, at 2:10 of the following YouTube:
Watch the video, for a thorough defenestration of the US Congress in general and Ben Bernanke in particular:
"The only good thing about Mr Bernanke being re-appointed is that at least he will be around when it gets worse, and then everybody will know the reason for the problem."Fantastic!
Watch the video, for a thorough defenestration of the US Congress in general and Ben Bernanke in particular:
Hitler responds to the iPad
(A few naughty words, but it's still worth finding out what Adolf's own take is on the iPad, from down in the Bunker.)
Another Reason Why Britain Hasn’t Been Relevant in over a Century

Well, it doesn't surprise me, but David Kramer found the following article in the Daily Mail:
=> Employer told not to post advert for 'reliable' workers because it discriminates against 'unreliable' applicants
Dear Lord.
Will the last one to leave, please turn off the banana.
Wibble.
Wall St Unspun
Three more great hour-long shows, the first from The Duke, the second from the excellent Neeraj Chaudhary (with later input from Mr Schiff at 49:30), and the third from the man himself:
=> http://www.europac.net/media/PeterSchiff_01-13-2010.mp3
=> http://www.europac.net/media/PeterSchiff_01-20-2010.mp3
=> http://www.europac.net/media/PeterSchiff_01-27-2010.mp3
=> http://www.europac.net/media/PeterSchiff_01-13-2010.mp3
=> http://www.europac.net/media/PeterSchiff_01-20-2010.mp3
=> http://www.europac.net/media/PeterSchiff_01-27-2010.mp3
Bernanke survives
Rather predictably, enough republican senators were bought off to bring Bernanke home, with a 70-30 vote. But at least he is wounded, hopefully below the waterline, and visibly public, rather than being the mysterious Wizard of Oz behind the green curtain, slipped in with the unaminous backing of 100 senators.
Well done Ron Paul, for making Leviathan sweat.
Well done Ron Paul, for making Leviathan sweat.
Schiff: Obama's State of the Onion speech
Mr Schiff summarises the lowlights of Obama's 'State of the Onion' speech:
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Gran'pa Jack is back
You know, I'm not sure I can face another series of 24, which has just started here in England.
No, it's not the horrible statism, the mythical universe of competent intelligent government officers who care, the rampant government waste continually on show that no-one questions, the routine abuses of basic human rights, the corruption, the rage, the usual power pyramid of white men with white women bosses, with black men bossing them about, and (no doubt) a black woman at the top to tell the black men what to do, plus the endless intricate sub-plots and annoying red herrings.
If you couldn't face all of that and more, then you couldn't have watched the first 357 series of 24.
No. I just don't think I can be bothered any more.
One gets the feeling that Jack can't really be bothered, either, no matter what his daughter said in the garage.
Fly to LA, Jack, for God's sake. Just forget about it. I would.
Oh well. At least we get to see Starbuck again, rather remarkably dressed in almost exactly the same clothes she wore several thousand years ago when she landed on the Earth, though she's had some nanos strip off her tattoos. She really must be a robot, after all.
And so say all of us.
(Though if someone from Fox can write in and tell me that Number Six might pop up at some point too, then I'll hang on.)

Starbuck calling in a fighter wing to tackle the Cylons, in Galactica's CIC

Starbuck about to go on a CTU mission, in New York City

Random picture of a stray Cylon
No, it's not the horrible statism, the mythical universe of competent intelligent government officers who care, the rampant government waste continually on show that no-one questions, the routine abuses of basic human rights, the corruption, the rage, the usual power pyramid of white men with white women bosses, with black men bossing them about, and (no doubt) a black woman at the top to tell the black men what to do, plus the endless intricate sub-plots and annoying red herrings.
If you couldn't face all of that and more, then you couldn't have watched the first 357 series of 24.
No. I just don't think I can be bothered any more.
One gets the feeling that Jack can't really be bothered, either, no matter what his daughter said in the garage.
Fly to LA, Jack, for God's sake. Just forget about it. I would.
Oh well. At least we get to see Starbuck again, rather remarkably dressed in almost exactly the same clothes she wore several thousand years ago when she landed on the Earth, though she's had some nanos strip off her tattoos. She really must be a robot, after all.
And so say all of us.
(Though if someone from Fox can write in and tell me that Number Six might pop up at some point too, then I'll hang on.)



I've got to get me one of those
I ain't taking it to Nigeria, though. I'll reserve the crappy PC laptop for that.
What's the best form of 21st century money?
Paul asked me this interesting question, recently.You might think the answer is the Swiss Franc, or the Euro, or the Yen. Alas, you would be wrong on all three counts.
Over the last ten years, the average annual depreciation of each of these paper fiat monies, against gold, was the following:
| Swiss Franc: | 10.1% |
|---|---|
| Euro: | 10.8% |
| Yen: | 14.1% |
The average annual depreciation figures over ten years for the dollar and the pound are as follows:
| US Dollar: | 14.9% |
|---|---|
| British Pound: | 15.1% |
So if you were saving pounds in a bank account for the whole of the 21st century so far, your bank would have needed to give you 14.69% in net interest every year for ten years (using a geometric progression rather than an arithmetic average progression), merely to hold the value of your paper money steady against gold.
To make that simpler, £100 pounds ten years ago had the same buying power against gold as £380 pounds has now, which is almost four times more valuable. This is how government's rob people through central bank money supply inflation, without their tax proles ever really noticing. If you're doing the same kind of job you were ten years ago, are you being paid 4x as much? Think about what kind of job you had back then, if you've been promoted or moved into a different line of business. Is someone in a similar position earning 4x as much as you did back then?
And remember, back in the glorious age of deflation, from 1815 through to 1914, most wages stayed the same over the whole period (in gold) but prices would go down almost each and every year, except in years when the state managed to induce wars to increase their power over the people. Now, as well as being paid less each year in terms of gold, prices continually go up.
We really have been sold the most enormous pup, by the Keynesians.
For more information, try here:
=> THE DECADE'S BEST NATIONAL CURRENCY
So what's the answer to the question, then? Well, for that we first need to define what money is:
mon·eyAccording to the primary definition of money above, the best form of 21st century money, or that which holds its value the most over time, is gold. The second best form is silver.
n. pl. mon·eys or mon·ies
1. A medium that can be exchanged for goods and services and is used as a measure of their values on the market, including among its forms a commodity such as gold, an officially issued coin or note, or a deposit in a checking account or other readily liquefiable account.
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The Austrians are coming, everyone. Can you hear them?
Oh, sorry. I'm actually wrong about that, aren't I. Because the credit-crunch recession is now over. Welcome to the recovery.
Pip pip!!
I Like Guns - Steve Lee
Dear God! Another must-see video! :-)
Remind me to book that immigration interview with the Australian Embassy.
Remind me to book that immigration interview with the Australian Embassy.
"Fear the Boom and Bust" a Hayek vs. Keynes Rap Anthem
This video just has to be seen to be believed.
Crazy! :-)
Crazy! :-)
Did the British government kill David Kelly so they could have their illegal war in Iraq?
What do you think?
Recession over in Britain, apparently
According to British government figures, the recession in Britain is now officially 'over'. With spectacular growth of 0.1% in the last quarter, we are now back in the socialist wonderland of deep happiness all round.What a joke.
Even Jeremy Paxman, of Newsnight fame, found it amusing. Check out his reaction at this link:
=> http://bbc.co.uk/i/qf65w/
If you do check out the link above, you'll find the reaction of the crowd at the start of the video even more enlightening.
Because of the way we proles have been manipulated for most of our lives, many of us are under the deeply damaging delusion that the worst is now over and that we can once again spend, spend, spend (fed by borrowing, borrowing, borrowing).
Indeed, if you listen to the Keynesian HSBC economist in the video linked to above, that's exactly what the banksters and gangsters want us to do.
However, it's going to fail to do any good. Because we haven't even started on this recession yet. And we won't start on it until the government stops goosing the money supply, the interest rates, and the borrowing markets.
Though fortunately, although many of us may be temporarily fooled, certainly until after the next election (which is as far as any politician can see) I think the majority of people in this country still know what the real deal is, despite all of this feeble propaganda from the Ministry of Truth. The British government takes in around £600 billion each year, in taxes, from an economy worth approximately £1,250 billion, though this year the government's taxation income fell to around £500 billion. (I'm sorry I have to be so approximate in these figures, but trawling through the heavily obfuscated Treasury web pages filled with this stuff is akin to swimming through a syrupy sea of Crème de menthe.)
To get that magnificent 0.1% 'growth' figure, the government has recently borrowed approximately £200 billion pounds and printed a further £200 billion on top of that. Yes folks, that's right. In an economy worth £1,250 billion, the government accounted for £700 billion of it, which is approximately 55%, or headed right in the direction of straightforward fascism/communism (take your pick).
If the annual economy figure falls to £1,100 billion, taxes fall to £450 billion, and government borrowing climbs to £300 billion, this would take that 55% figure to nearly 70%. We truly will have reached government nirvana, with Soviet levels of centrally-planned poverty, penury, and political control, as the debt markets collapse, the printing press runs out of control, and that £1,100 billion becomes the sum necessary to buy a loaf of bread.
Remember that all government spending is consumption spending, and the same organisation which runs the Post Office so well, and the war in Afghanistan, is spending £55 pounds for every £100 pounds generated in the productive economy. Which is a joke, with most of that money being wasted on fat salaries for useless Guardian readers and countless legions of other incompetent nasty little tax parasites.
This cant from Chancellor Alastair Darling that 'he' (and he alone) supports the economy, where it is the economy which supports him and the rest of his cronies, is the biggest joke of all. Government produces nothing. It simply steals resources from producers and then parcels them around to its friends, who are dependent upon their political clout and influence for their own share of the pelf and the spoils.
The government does nothing but consume.
But despite all of this borrowing and inflating, all Alastair can still manage is a pathetic 'nominal' growth figure of 0.1%.
Imagine a man losing his well-paid job in the luxury holiday sales market, which was fed on an illusion of cheap paper money. Let's imagine that to keep things going 'between jobs', he runs up all of his credit card bills to their limit and borrows every penny he can by re-mortgaging his property to the hilt. He could buy a few nice suits or a nice new car, or both. He could even renew his gym membership and take an exotic holiday in the sun.
He would still look good. He would still look competent. His monthly outgoings might even increase by 0.1%, despite his lack of work. But he would still be unemployed. And his debts would still be mounting. And his cash pile would still be decreasing.
And we haven't even built his furtive basement counterfeiting of paper money into the analogy, to add a further soupçon of economic delight to the pudding of his dénouement.
This is where we stand, with that man, looking straight down into the abyss. And the more the government props up unwanted industries with car scrappage schemes, and keeps interest rates falsely down, and keeps its spending habits up, the closer we will creep towards that unknowable edge, beyond which chaotic political madness lies.
It will not be until this mythical man stops printing money in his basement, starts paying off his credit card bills, cancels the golf club membership, sells on his time share villas, brings down the debt on his house, swaps his car for a cheaper model, cuts his consumption of luxury goods, and then starts looking for a job in a market which genuinely requires labour without the false stimulus of easy money, that his prospects will genuinely begin to look up.
Not that this can happen under current conditions, with government taxing successful businesses into the ground to prop up unsuccessful ones, and crowding out the entire investment borrowing market with its rapacious demands to feed its useless Guardian readers.
The Keynesians, of course, will call it a 'double-dip' recession, when the 'next' recession hits soon. Their complaint will then be that we put the brake on 'stimulus' spending too soon or cut the 'quantitative easing' too soon. Once again, as always, they will be wrong and the Austrians will be right. (Though the idiot Keynesians will not learn from this.)
For the truth, my friends, is that we in Britain have not left the recession behind. It is simply resting, while we try throwing paper money at it, which it is simply gobbling up and using as fuel for the next round. To borrow the words of one particular famous arch-statist:
Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.
Sir Winston Churchill, 1942
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Bernanke, Freddie & Fannie, tax cuts and student loans
Mr Schiff discusses the recent market volatility, especially that related to Ben Bernanke's much-discussed re-appointment woes. Schiff speculates that even if Bernanke isn't re-appointed, then the US government will appoint someone even worse.
He follows this with a short revisitation to the current state of Fannie and Freddie.
The Duke then rolls into Obama's proposed 'tax cuts' and asks a simple question: Where's He going to get the money? The 'Great One' certainly won't cut spending. So He's either going to destroy private sector jobs by taxing the private sector more, or He's going to crowd out private sector investment borrowing by borrowing more. Either way, Obama's 'tax-cutting' plans, without being fed by concomitant government spending cuts, will destroy even more of the US economy.
What about Obama's student loan plans, where students will pay a maximum each year, and only for a maximum number of years?
This increased moral hazard will incentivize students to borrow more money, because it won't matter - repayments will be limited to a fraction of what they borrow. There will therefore be much less pressure to scrimp and scrape by, and to keep living costs and course costs down, because if anyone is faced with a situation where they can borrow as much as the like, but only need to pay back a fixed maximum, they would almost be foolish not to push it to the absolute limit (assuming they can live with the immorality of this - I bet many will be able to!). The universities will also start charging more, because once again the students won't care what they're charged, as long as they get a place, because they won't be paying it back. Another unintended consequence is that students will borrow further while at college just to fund more lavish lifestyles. The final consequence, is that because a college degree will then be seen as being that much more attractive, with lavish lifestyles being lived at expensive colleges by one and all, with a maximum fixed upper payment ceiling, then many more will swap their productive lives for the consumptive lives of students, thus flooding the market with people with degrees, thus devaluing all degrees.
(From the British experience, what will then happen is that government will then start rationing places in higher education, based on political whim, reserving cherry-picked slots for its own favoured off-spring. There will also be many more students opting for degrees purely for their own whimsical intellectual interest rather than for their hard-nosed economic interest, treating degrees as three-year drinking, drugs, and sex holidays, all gratis on the taxpayer, rather than as personal investments of time, energy, and wealth. Heck, why not make it a four-year degree, for an extra year of fun? And then a masters degree? And then a PhD? All based upon Peruvian basket weaving in the fourteenth century and its eventual effects on global warming.)
He follows this with a short revisitation to the current state of Fannie and Freddie.
The Duke then rolls into Obama's proposed 'tax cuts' and asks a simple question: Where's He going to get the money? The 'Great One' certainly won't cut spending. So He's either going to destroy private sector jobs by taxing the private sector more, or He's going to crowd out private sector investment borrowing by borrowing more. Either way, Obama's 'tax-cutting' plans, without being fed by concomitant government spending cuts, will destroy even more of the US economy.
What about Obama's student loan plans, where students will pay a maximum each year, and only for a maximum number of years?
This increased moral hazard will incentivize students to borrow more money, because it won't matter - repayments will be limited to a fraction of what they borrow. There will therefore be much less pressure to scrimp and scrape by, and to keep living costs and course costs down, because if anyone is faced with a situation where they can borrow as much as the like, but only need to pay back a fixed maximum, they would almost be foolish not to push it to the absolute limit (assuming they can live with the immorality of this - I bet many will be able to!). The universities will also start charging more, because once again the students won't care what they're charged, as long as they get a place, because they won't be paying it back. Another unintended consequence is that students will borrow further while at college just to fund more lavish lifestyles. The final consequence, is that because a college degree will then be seen as being that much more attractive, with lavish lifestyles being lived at expensive colleges by one and all, with a maximum fixed upper payment ceiling, then many more will swap their productive lives for the consumptive lives of students, thus flooding the market with people with degrees, thus devaluing all degrees.
(From the British experience, what will then happen is that government will then start rationing places in higher education, based on political whim, reserving cherry-picked slots for its own favoured off-spring. There will also be many more students opting for degrees purely for their own whimsical intellectual interest rather than for their hard-nosed economic interest, treating degrees as three-year drinking, drugs, and sex holidays, all gratis on the taxpayer, rather than as personal investments of time, energy, and wealth. Heck, why not make it a four-year degree, for an extra year of fun? And then a masters degree? And then a PhD? All based upon Peruvian basket weaving in the fourteenth century and its eventual effects on global warming.)
New bank regulations, China, and the dollar
Mr Schiff talks about Obama's new banking regulations to 'separate' the banking system's elements into various government-defined segments. He details how Obama is wrong about what caused the current crisis, because the irresponsibility of the bankers was a symptom of the real cause, not the real cause itself, which was of course the government's intrusion into the free market via the machinations of the Federal Reserve and its artificially low interest rates. He claims that Obama is stoking up an even greater crisis with his 'solutions'.
The Duke also discusses the moral hazard of government insurance and why it stops bank account holders from caring about what banks do with their money (or indeed, why it forces banks to take risks in order to compete with the riskiest banks, which would otherwise win all consumer business - as the Icelandic banks did with many British consumers).
The moral hazards and interventions of government, via banking insurance, bailouts, and reckless interest rate suppression, are making things far worse and will lead to even greater bank failure in the future, especially as the American government has now turned many previously uninsured investment houses, such as Goldman Sachs, into commercial government-insured banks.
To finish off, Schiff discusses how changing economic conditions in China are going to eventually rebound with an even weaker dollar.
The Duke also discusses the moral hazard of government insurance and why it stops bank account holders from caring about what banks do with their money (or indeed, why it forces banks to take risks in order to compete with the riskiest banks, which would otherwise win all consumer business - as the Icelandic banks did with many British consumers).
The moral hazards and interventions of government, via banking insurance, bailouts, and reckless interest rate suppression, are making things far worse and will lead to even greater bank failure in the future, especially as the American government has now turned many previously uninsured investment houses, such as Goldman Sachs, into commercial government-insured banks.
To finish off, Schiff discusses how changing economic conditions in China are going to eventually rebound with an even weaker dollar.
Little America

There is a small corner of south-west Wales, mainly in southern Pembrokeshire, in which the Norman invaders of 1066 probably practised genocide. Although still shrouded in mystery, it appears these sadistically violent French-Norwegian mafiosi slaughtered or transported the indigenous Celts to provide a belt of genetic security around Pembroke castle, an important way-station on the road to the Norman invasion of Ireland (and what fun that has given us in the succeeding 1,000 years).
The chief butcher was Roger de Montgomerie, 1st Earl of Shrewsbury, who set up Pembroke castle to subjugate the surrounding Welsh population, after cutting a bloody swathe through Wales from Norman-dominated England.
Roger's wife was the charmingly nick-named Mabilla van Bellême, The Poisoner, daughter of the Flemish noble, Willem II Talvas van Bellême.
Some say that when the Welsh were removed from around the immediate territory of Pembroke castle, they were replaced by tenants and relatives from The Poisoner's Flemish territories, along with Anglo-Saxon mercenaries from Roger's territories in England. As the Old English language was a sub-dialect of Dutch, as is Flemish, and as the two languages were only separated in time by a few centuries, the two Germanic populations quickly intermingled to produce Anglia Transwalliana, or what later became known as the Little England beyond Wales.
I mention all of this in passing, because it's fascinating to see how the dynamic between warlike criminal parasite socialist tax-eaters and peaceful freedom-loving independent market producers has provided us with such a bloody history in these islands which still resonates to this day (just try using an English accent in a northern Welsh pub if you want to try that theory out) but also because it points towards what England has now become; which is a sort of mini-America across the water.
Dan Mitchell, although not fully on the side of the Angels, notes this linkage too, in the following piece:
=> An Omen for America?
In this interesting article he wonders out loud about how a predatory and confiscatory state in Britain, in which you can never guess or anticipate any tax thefts from one year to the next, is driving wealth, employment, and business out of Britain and into friendlier, more stable, and more tax-predictive climes, such as Switzerland, as it lights a pyre under all forms of independent entrepreneurialism.
As Man-Of-The-People Brown, the Scottish instigator of all of these English escapes, claims to be the 'Great Friend' of the current Kenyan incumbent of the White House, one wonders if what is left of American business is similarly being pushed offshore by the similarly socialist policies of Man-Of-The-People Obama.
HT to Paul
Peter Schiff: Join The 300

His SchiffMeisterNess thanks the three hundred and seventy-seven who contributed to his recent money bomb campaign, but asks the thousands of other US subscribers to his YouTube channel to help him financially too, to propel him into the US Senate.
Don't watch this if you're a US-based Peter Schiff supporter, unless you're prepared to shell out about $100 dollars to his campaign. (Though Mr Schiff is happy if you only contribute $5!)
American Samoa: The real story 60 Minutes missed
Peter Schiff delivers one of the best refutations of the socialist minimum wage nostrums that I have ever seen, read, or heard. And all from 'off-the-cuff', after The Duke found himself watching an episode of 60 Minutes.
Roll over Frédéric Bastiat, your successor c'est arrivé!
Roll over Frédéric Bastiat, your successor c'est arrivé!
Monday, January 25, 2010
Ah, Blighty, land of the free - unless the government don't like you, of course
Crikey, I better watch out for helicopters flying over Henley after reading the following:
=> Student arrested for protest at army base
Alas, Chinooks regularly fly over Maturin Towers, going between RAF Benson and the army bases around London, so I won't have much warning.
But really, eight armed units plus a helicopter to terrorise a student for daring to put up an anti-war poster really is starting to get a little worrying. Where do they think we are? East Germany? North Korea? America?
HT to Paul
=> Student arrested for protest at army base
Alas, Chinooks regularly fly over Maturin Towers, going between RAF Benson and the army bases around London, so I won't have much warning.
But really, eight armed units plus a helicopter to terrorise a student for daring to put up an anti-war poster really is starting to get a little worrying. Where do they think we are? East Germany? North Korea? America?
HT to Paul
Political choices make you free, citizen
I love this blog post on Lew Rockwell:
Democrats: Political Party favoring welfare and warfare
Republicans: Political Party favoring welfare and warfare
Liberals: Political Party favoring welfare and warfare
Conservatives: Political Party favoring welfare and warfare
Fascists: Political Party favoring welfare and warfare
Socialists: Political Party favoring welfare and warfare
Communists: Political Party favoring welfare and warfare
Nazis: Political Party favoring welfare and warfare
BTW, if anyone can write in and tell me the real substantive differences between the British Labour party and the British Conservative party, then I'd be pleased to hear from you, particularly over the NHS, the war in Afghanistan, the war on drugs, membership of the EU, membership of the UN, the legality of the war in Iraq, the need for British nuclear weapons, the need for the state to 'share' any increases in wealth, the need for state provision of education, the need for state provision of welfare, the need for central banking, the need for government subsidy of favoured groups, the need for government sponsorship of the Arts, or indeed, any other matter which couldn't fit onto the head of the pin.
Conservative central office posters are particularly welcome, particularly anyone who remembers hearing Michael Portillo's 'Clear Blue Water' speech.
Democrats: Political Party favoring welfare and warfare
Republicans: Political Party favoring welfare and warfare
Liberals: Political Party favoring welfare and warfare
Conservatives: Political Party favoring welfare and warfare
Fascists: Political Party favoring welfare and warfare
Socialists: Political Party favoring welfare and warfare
Communists: Political Party favoring welfare and warfare
Nazis: Political Party favoring welfare and warfare
BTW, if anyone can write in and tell me the real substantive differences between the British Labour party and the British Conservative party, then I'd be pleased to hear from you, particularly over the NHS, the war in Afghanistan, the war on drugs, membership of the EU, membership of the UN, the legality of the war in Iraq, the need for British nuclear weapons, the need for the state to 'share' any increases in wealth, the need for state provision of education, the need for state provision of welfare, the need for central banking, the need for government subsidy of favoured groups, the need for government sponsorship of the Arts, or indeed, any other matter which couldn't fit onto the head of the pin.
Conservative central office posters are particularly welcome, particularly anyone who remembers hearing Michael Portillo's 'Clear Blue Water' speech.
Quarantine Earth: Still alive, just
Having survived the main road out of Lagos back to the airport, and once again having re-witnessed the madness of Nigerian drivers, I'm afraid I've succumbed to whatever the African equivalent of Montezuma's revenge is (Obama's revenge?). Yes, thoughts of the Ebola virus and malaria did randomly cross my mind as my temperature started shooting up, but it was probably just the usual bubble of viruses that makes up the usual air recirculation soup on the typical jetliner, with me having forgotten to take my Vitamin D3 supplements along on the journey.
Still, I think I'm over the worst.
And it's amazing how 'civilised' Britain looks and feels, after a week in West Africa. No doubt, after a couple of weeks back I'll once again be able to detect the flaws in the substrate of our socialist wonder state, but for the moment, it is simply good to breathe the naturally cool breezes of the fresh January air of Blighty and even better than that, to trust the water I pour onto my rehydration crystals.
Such are the simple pleasures of life.
While spending some time in my current febrile state, however, I have been wondering about the following question.
However has multi-cellular life survived for several billion years in the face of all this relentless destructive parasitism from uni-cellular and sub-cellular life-forms, such as viruses and other micro-parasites, such as prions?
(Go on, you can guess where this is going.)
Is evolution, that great game, so similar to free market competition, that we can imagine that successful entrepreneurial businesses are like large multi-cellular organisms, which despite being plagued by parasites, still manage to survive, adapt, and thrive, no matter how bad the environmental circumstances?
To wit. Are socialists not merely infected by the virus of Marxism. Can we actually classify these macro-parasites as viruses?
One certainly thinks of the train containing Lenin that the Germans sent into Russia, to deliberately 'infect' the Tsarist armies with revolution, to allow the Germans to concentrate on the Western Front. Was this a sort of 'virulent inoculation' of an infective viroidal agent which went horribly wrong, to end up killing more innocent human beings than any other modern virus ever has?
Yes, I think I like the analogy. Viruses are the socialists of the microscopic world and Socialists are the viruses of the macroscopic world. Both parasitize and destroy. Both need to be defended against and grow in incredible numbers when they have successfully invaded a host (even the formerly libertarian United States). And both are blind killers which eventually die off because they usually kill all of the available hosts which have not successfully defended themselves or evaded infection.
There's got to be a Sci-Fi novel lurking in there somewhere, called 'Quarantine Earth'?
Unfortunately, I'm not yet in a fit enough state to figure out exactly where.
Back to the rehydration crystals.
Pip pip!!
(Or, if I haven't posted in a few days, then it was the Ebola virus.)
Still, I think I'm over the worst.
And it's amazing how 'civilised' Britain looks and feels, after a week in West Africa. No doubt, after a couple of weeks back I'll once again be able to detect the flaws in the substrate of our socialist wonder state, but for the moment, it is simply good to breathe the naturally cool breezes of the fresh January air of Blighty and even better than that, to trust the water I pour onto my rehydration crystals.
Such are the simple pleasures of life.
While spending some time in my current febrile state, however, I have been wondering about the following question.
However has multi-cellular life survived for several billion years in the face of all this relentless destructive parasitism from uni-cellular and sub-cellular life-forms, such as viruses and other micro-parasites, such as prions?
(Go on, you can guess where this is going.)
Is evolution, that great game, so similar to free market competition, that we can imagine that successful entrepreneurial businesses are like large multi-cellular organisms, which despite being plagued by parasites, still manage to survive, adapt, and thrive, no matter how bad the environmental circumstances?
To wit. Are socialists not merely infected by the virus of Marxism. Can we actually classify these macro-parasites as viruses?
One certainly thinks of the train containing Lenin that the Germans sent into Russia, to deliberately 'infect' the Tsarist armies with revolution, to allow the Germans to concentrate on the Western Front. Was this a sort of 'virulent inoculation' of an infective viroidal agent which went horribly wrong, to end up killing more innocent human beings than any other modern virus ever has?
Yes, I think I like the analogy. Viruses are the socialists of the microscopic world and Socialists are the viruses of the macroscopic world. Both parasitize and destroy. Both need to be defended against and grow in incredible numbers when they have successfully invaded a host (even the formerly libertarian United States). And both are blind killers which eventually die off because they usually kill all of the available hosts which have not successfully defended themselves or evaded infection.
There's got to be a Sci-Fi novel lurking in there somewhere, called 'Quarantine Earth'?
Unfortunately, I'm not yet in a fit enough state to figure out exactly where.
Back to the rehydration crystals.
Pip pip!!
(Or, if I haven't posted in a few days, then it was the Ebola virus.)
Monday, January 18, 2010
So what's downtown Lagos like then, Jack?
Hairy, my friend. Very hairy indeed.
As I write, I'm sitting in a very nice restaurant in a very nice hotel on Victoria Island, in downtown Lagos. But this hotel is behind armoured gates, and Lagos airport was QUITE an experience.
A drunken Nigerian man fell down the escalator, as I was directed into a queue where I stood an hour waiting for three different people to examine, sign, and stamp my passport.
Military, everywhere.
Getting my bag was fun, too. I realised why so many Nigerians getting onto the plane at Heathrow were carrying such enormous carry-on bags, to avoid the further 45 minutes waiting for the bags to appear.
I have never been so relieved to see my bag in my life.
Fortunately, a nice oil-industry man in the queue had told me that if the customs people harassed me about 'nothing to declare', that the best thing to do was joke and banter with them, rather than acting like the usual 'dead supplicant' when faced with the blackshirts of the appalling US border guard system.
An armed bereted officer approached me at a run:
"Is there anything in these bags worth declaring?"
I looked him in the eye and smiled.
"Absolutely nothing, sir, absolutely nothing worth declaring."
"Are you sure my friend? Are you sure there's absolutely NOTHING worth declaring in these bags? He fingered his gun suggestively. (Oh, the tease.)
"100% confident, officer. Absolutely nothing worth declaring."
I held his gaze the entire time. He then laughed, patted me on the arm and said:
"Welcome to Nigeria."
Jesus H. Christ. What a place! 29 degrees Celsius and 100% humidity and no air-conditioning, and that's the international airport, surrounded by men with machine guns, pointing them at a boiling crowd of 'taxi drivers' and other assorted legions of people wanting money.
Then into the less-restricted area to face about 100 men trying to charge me for things I didn't want doing (surely aspiring bureaucrats) and then absolute relief because my lady was there with her driver, after I'd managed to shake off another three or four men tagging me for cash.
Thank Smegger.
Oh, and the drive. What a drive. People eating their evening meals between six lanes of traffic, cars with no lights, fifty-year-old trucks ramming up into the mirrors, motorcyclists everywhere, women in the road selling water from the top of their heads. Hordes of people crossing the MOTORWAY at all points. Columns of cars defying physics, horns beeping, no road markings, and no point wearing a seat belt as the 60-ton trucks cutting us up wouldn't have worried about it if they had hit.
Crazy.
What a place.
At least I'm through the government interface, the government-managed roads, and back into secure private-property sanity.
As the customs man said.
Welcome to Nigeria.
Still, it's better than downtown Slough, in Berkshire, on a Friday night. Now that really is the end of the Earth.
As I write, I'm sitting in a very nice restaurant in a very nice hotel on Victoria Island, in downtown Lagos. But this hotel is behind armoured gates, and Lagos airport was QUITE an experience.
A drunken Nigerian man fell down the escalator, as I was directed into a queue where I stood an hour waiting for three different people to examine, sign, and stamp my passport.
Military, everywhere.
Getting my bag was fun, too. I realised why so many Nigerians getting onto the plane at Heathrow were carrying such enormous carry-on bags, to avoid the further 45 minutes waiting for the bags to appear.
I have never been so relieved to see my bag in my life.
Fortunately, a nice oil-industry man in the queue had told me that if the customs people harassed me about 'nothing to declare', that the best thing to do was joke and banter with them, rather than acting like the usual 'dead supplicant' when faced with the blackshirts of the appalling US border guard system.
An armed bereted officer approached me at a run:
"Is there anything in these bags worth declaring?"
I looked him in the eye and smiled.
"Absolutely nothing, sir, absolutely nothing worth declaring."
"Are you sure my friend? Are you sure there's absolutely NOTHING worth declaring in these bags? He fingered his gun suggestively. (Oh, the tease.)
"100% confident, officer. Absolutely nothing worth declaring."
I held his gaze the entire time. He then laughed, patted me on the arm and said:
"Welcome to Nigeria."
Jesus H. Christ. What a place! 29 degrees Celsius and 100% humidity and no air-conditioning, and that's the international airport, surrounded by men with machine guns, pointing them at a boiling crowd of 'taxi drivers' and other assorted legions of people wanting money.
Then into the less-restricted area to face about 100 men trying to charge me for things I didn't want doing (surely aspiring bureaucrats) and then absolute relief because my lady was there with her driver, after I'd managed to shake off another three or four men tagging me for cash.
Thank Smegger.
Oh, and the drive. What a drive. People eating their evening meals between six lanes of traffic, cars with no lights, fifty-year-old trucks ramming up into the mirrors, motorcyclists everywhere, women in the road selling water from the top of their heads. Hordes of people crossing the MOTORWAY at all points. Columns of cars defying physics, horns beeping, no road markings, and no point wearing a seat belt as the 60-ton trucks cutting us up wouldn't have worried about it if they had hit.
Crazy.
What a place.
At least I'm through the government interface, the government-managed roads, and back into secure private-property sanity.
As the customs man said.
Welcome to Nigeria.
Still, it's better than downtown Slough, in Berkshire, on a Friday night. Now that really is the end of the Earth.
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Schiff Report: Sunday round-up
I've been busy recently preparing for a trip to Nigeria (oh yes), so I've been missing out on my usual Peter Schiff video blog fixes. Three at once is quite a rush:
Schiff For Senate Money Bomb Jan. 17th 2010
Posted January 10th
Peter Schiff's new Democratic opponent, Richard Blumenthal, will prove a tougher barnacle to dislodge than Chris Dodd merely because he hasn't been a crook in Washington yet. Here, the SchiffMeister examines Chris Dodd's record and puts forward his own credentials about why he should be elected instead of Blumenthal. (WARNING: British viewers' toes may curl when they hear the cheesy music. However, it seems all American political advertising must use the same Hollywood Blockbuster theme, and let's face it, just three seconds of Gordon Brown over here is enough to make you reach for your shotgun to blow your TV screen out, never mind make your toes curl - if the state, in its ultimate wisdom, has allowed a mere prole like you to actually have a shotgun, that is.):
(Look at those smiles on the faces of the parasites above. You wonder how long it is since any of them ever worried about where the next meal was coming from, or ever did anything someone else voluntarily paid for with their own honestly-earned money, with so many taxpayers to feast upon instead.)
Schiff for Senate & Jan 17th Money Bomb
Posted January 13th
The Duke speaks again about the money bomb due today (Sunday, the 17th of Jan). He also lets people know he has fixed his phone-banking software to let people make unlimited phone calls every day, to help his campaign. To finish off the piece, he wonders out loud about why the other Republican candidates in the contest are beginning to make pronouncements similar to his own line of thinking:
The Lunacy of Government
Posted January 14th
And my favourite, where the Duke gets back to declaring that the Emperors of the State are wearing no clothes. Best of the three:
Schiff For Senate Money Bomb Jan. 17th 2010
Posted January 10th
Peter Schiff's new Democratic opponent, Richard Blumenthal, will prove a tougher barnacle to dislodge than Chris Dodd merely because he hasn't been a crook in Washington yet. Here, the SchiffMeister examines Chris Dodd's record and puts forward his own credentials about why he should be elected instead of Blumenthal. (WARNING: British viewers' toes may curl when they hear the cheesy music. However, it seems all American political advertising must use the same Hollywood Blockbuster theme, and let's face it, just three seconds of Gordon Brown over here is enough to make you reach for your shotgun to blow your TV screen out, never mind make your toes curl - if the state, in its ultimate wisdom, has allowed a mere prole like you to actually have a shotgun, that is.):
Schiff for Senate & Jan 17th Money Bomb
Posted January 13th
The Duke speaks again about the money bomb due today (Sunday, the 17th of Jan). He also lets people know he has fixed his phone-banking software to let people make unlimited phone calls every day, to help his campaign. To finish off the piece, he wonders out loud about why the other Republican candidates in the contest are beginning to make pronouncements similar to his own line of thinking:
The Lunacy of Government
Posted January 14th
And my favourite, where the Duke gets back to declaring that the Emperors of the State are wearing no clothes. Best of the three:
Friday, January 15, 2010
The sheer pointlessness of George Osborne
Once again, last night on Newsnight, George Osborne of the Conservative Party proved what a jellyfish he is.
He acted 'tough' throughout the day, announcing that he would 'consider' Swedish-style reform if elected as Chancellor.
When pressed on Newsnight, however, about whether this meant he would actually, God Forbid, cut government spending by 12% (something even the Swedes managed), he blathered, and he obfuscated, and he made himself look an utter twerp.
The best he could manage was that he would 'ring-fence' spending on the NHS and on 'International Aid'. This is the power and draw of democracy. Increased NHS spending in recent years has been calamitous, with massive increases in spending followed by feeble increases in output. As to 'International Aid', if it was renamed 'International subsidies for dictators to amass arms and Swiss gold', it would be a fairer reflection of its purpose and use.
This 'ring-fencing' would also mean that government spending in other departments, such as education, would have to be more than the 12% suggested by Newsnight, to compensate for the bloated NHS and 'Aid for dictators' funds staying where they are.
But don't worry, if you are a parasite. Because George likes sounding tough to try to get people like me to knock on doors for him, but in reality the best he will manage will be spending cuts in the order of 1-2%, with the Bank of England taking up the brunt of government borrowing by printing more money to buy up government bonds, to crowd out all possible investment in productive endeavours.
He will also increase taxes (in the midst of a depression) to ensure that government-employed parasites (a.k.a. 50% of voters) will not have to suffer in the short-term, while what is left of British productive industry and entrepreneurialism migrates to more favorable climes.
In the long-term, of course, about 60 million government parasites will be trying to live off the back of the efforts of a single man with a shovel, but no government ever thinks beyond the next election so don't worry - something will turn up.
In the meantime, George, if you're reading this, take the Maturin Towers' advice:
1. The Labour Party want the Conservative Party to win this May 2010 election, to take the heat for all of feeble cost-cutting that even they know is necessary afterwards
2. Therefore do the opposite of what they want and don't try to win it
3. Say what you actually think, 'This country needs government spending cuts of 20% all round, to first rein in the borrowing to zero, and then to start paying off the principal sums involved. We also will not institute any tax rises, because we want to have a productive economy, and once the government is living within its means, we will keep cutting government spending, and keep privatising everything, and splitting the proceeds between paring down the debt and cutting more and more taxes to grow the economy and get the people of this country back on their own feet and non-reliant on the taxation of other people. The problem in this country is the size of government. It needs to be cut down to size. In our opinion, this is "The smaller, the better".'
4. Having lit the blue touch paper, then retire to a safe distance and watch the Labour Party win the poisoned chalice of this May 2010 election
5. Then watch about six months to a year of dithering, as British society begins to collapse under the strain of more wretched Gordon Brown policies
6. Then sweep to power, in a second 2010 election, with a clear mandate to do what you set out in point 3. above, instead of all this cowardly pussy-footing that you doing at the moment, to try to win the May election
Obviously none of the above will be tried, because the lure of those government limousines will be too much, and Dave and George would prefer the poisoned chalice rather than actually trying to save the country.
Idiots.
He acted 'tough' throughout the day, announcing that he would 'consider' Swedish-style reform if elected as Chancellor.
When pressed on Newsnight, however, about whether this meant he would actually, God Forbid, cut government spending by 12% (something even the Swedes managed), he blathered, and he obfuscated, and he made himself look an utter twerp.
The best he could manage was that he would 'ring-fence' spending on the NHS and on 'International Aid'. This is the power and draw of democracy. Increased NHS spending in recent years has been calamitous, with massive increases in spending followed by feeble increases in output. As to 'International Aid', if it was renamed 'International subsidies for dictators to amass arms and Swiss gold', it would be a fairer reflection of its purpose and use.
This 'ring-fencing' would also mean that government spending in other departments, such as education, would have to be more than the 12% suggested by Newsnight, to compensate for the bloated NHS and 'Aid for dictators' funds staying where they are.
But don't worry, if you are a parasite. Because George likes sounding tough to try to get people like me to knock on doors for him, but in reality the best he will manage will be spending cuts in the order of 1-2%, with the Bank of England taking up the brunt of government borrowing by printing more money to buy up government bonds, to crowd out all possible investment in productive endeavours.
He will also increase taxes (in the midst of a depression) to ensure that government-employed parasites (a.k.a. 50% of voters) will not have to suffer in the short-term, while what is left of British productive industry and entrepreneurialism migrates to more favorable climes.
In the long-term, of course, about 60 million government parasites will be trying to live off the back of the efforts of a single man with a shovel, but no government ever thinks beyond the next election so don't worry - something will turn up.
In the meantime, George, if you're reading this, take the Maturin Towers' advice:
1. The Labour Party want the Conservative Party to win this May 2010 election, to take the heat for all of feeble cost-cutting that even they know is necessary afterwards
2. Therefore do the opposite of what they want and don't try to win it
3. Say what you actually think, 'This country needs government spending cuts of 20% all round, to first rein in the borrowing to zero, and then to start paying off the principal sums involved. We also will not institute any tax rises, because we want to have a productive economy, and once the government is living within its means, we will keep cutting government spending, and keep privatising everything, and splitting the proceeds between paring down the debt and cutting more and more taxes to grow the economy and get the people of this country back on their own feet and non-reliant on the taxation of other people. The problem in this country is the size of government. It needs to be cut down to size. In our opinion, this is "The smaller, the better".'
4. Having lit the blue touch paper, then retire to a safe distance and watch the Labour Party win the poisoned chalice of this May 2010 election
5. Then watch about six months to a year of dithering, as British society begins to collapse under the strain of more wretched Gordon Brown policies
6. Then sweep to power, in a second 2010 election, with a clear mandate to do what you set out in point 3. above, instead of all this cowardly pussy-footing that you doing at the moment, to try to win the May election
Obviously none of the above will be tried, because the lure of those government limousines will be too much, and Dave and George would prefer the poisoned chalice rather than actually trying to save the country.
Idiots.
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Shock news just in: British police caught using taxpayers' money to tell lies
Speaking of the British police, both of our loyal readers may remember this article we wrote before Christmas:
=> General Election due in the UK soon, shock
This detailed the rapidly growing expenditure of taxpayers' money on pre-election propaganda on behalf of the Labour Party, to prove that all of our money that it has wasted in the last 13 years on paying bloated legions of government criminal-class Mafia parasites to sit in offices surfing the Internet all day, for huge bloated salaries, has actually benefited the rest of us in some actual tangible way - beyond lightening our wallets to enable us to walk faster.
Specifically, this propaganda claimed that British police spend 80% of their time 'on the beat'.
Unfortunately, the British government have told so many lies in the last 13 years that absolutely nobody believed a word of it, so they wasted even more money spewing out this garbage from the Ministry of Truth's "Home Office" - the days have long gone when the gullible British public would believe someone just because he was a government employee.
Anyhow, I raised a challenge with the Henley police that it would take me at least three days to see a police office in the flesh, despite regularly walking around the centre of Henley. That was on December the 15th.
Well, yesterday, the 13th of January, nearly a whole month later, I finally saw one stepping gingerly through the snow. Yes, she was between a sandwich shop and the police station, so I'm guessing, quite randomly, that she was just getting lunch in.
But even without quibbling, that's still 29 days for a taxpayer to 'catch' a British police officer 'on the beat'. You wonder what they're doing with the other 20% of their time? It can't be much.
But Mister Maturin, I hear both of you retort, surely you cannot base an entire philosophy of antipathy towards the tax-wasting liars in the British police on something so apocryphal and so anecdotal?
Well, no.
Actually, The Sunday Times caught them out lying too:
=> Ministers ratchet up spending on ‘good news’
Apparently, one Ministry of Truth employee admitted that it's not 80% of their time that British police spend 'on the beat', as they pledged in their advert below, but more like 13.6% of their time.
Again, let us not quibble about what constitutes being 'on the beat'. Most British people, if asked, would say that this means physically walking or perhaps cycling on the street. The British police will probably define it as 'not being inside a police station', so cooping yourself up in a warm cozy car listening to your iPod player or attending a 'diversity awareness seminar' probably counts towards the miserable 13.6%. But even so, to claim a figure of 80%, when by even your own feeble guideline definitions it is only 13.6%, is a whopper even Don Corleone would have been proud of.
Now if I were to tell a policeman a lie like this - "I was doing 13.6 miles per hour, officer, not the 80 miles per hour that you claim" - then I would be banged up in one of their filthy gaols.
What consequences will the British police face for being caught out telling such a bare-faced lie, at such expense, to the rest of us?
To ask the question is to know the answer.
=> General Election due in the UK soon, shock
This detailed the rapidly growing expenditure of taxpayers' money on pre-election propaganda on behalf of the Labour Party, to prove that all of our money that it has wasted in the last 13 years on paying bloated legions of government criminal-class Mafia parasites to sit in offices surfing the Internet all day, for huge bloated salaries, has actually benefited the rest of us in some actual tangible way - beyond lightening our wallets to enable us to walk faster.
Specifically, this propaganda claimed that British police spend 80% of their time 'on the beat'.
Unfortunately, the British government have told so many lies in the last 13 years that absolutely nobody believed a word of it, so they wasted even more money spewing out this garbage from the Ministry of Truth's "Home Office" - the days have long gone when the gullible British public would believe someone just because he was a government employee.
Anyhow, I raised a challenge with the Henley police that it would take me at least three days to see a police office in the flesh, despite regularly walking around the centre of Henley. That was on December the 15th.
Well, yesterday, the 13th of January, nearly a whole month later, I finally saw one stepping gingerly through the snow. Yes, she was between a sandwich shop and the police station, so I'm guessing, quite randomly, that she was just getting lunch in.
But even without quibbling, that's still 29 days for a taxpayer to 'catch' a British police officer 'on the beat'. You wonder what they're doing with the other 20% of their time? It can't be much.
But Mister Maturin, I hear both of you retort, surely you cannot base an entire philosophy of antipathy towards the tax-wasting liars in the British police on something so apocryphal and so anecdotal?
Well, no.
Actually, The Sunday Times caught them out lying too:
=> Ministers ratchet up spending on ‘good news’
Apparently, one Ministry of Truth employee admitted that it's not 80% of their time that British police spend 'on the beat', as they pledged in their advert below, but more like 13.6% of their time.
Again, let us not quibble about what constitutes being 'on the beat'. Most British people, if asked, would say that this means physically walking or perhaps cycling on the street. The British police will probably define it as 'not being inside a police station', so cooping yourself up in a warm cozy car listening to your iPod player or attending a 'diversity awareness seminar' probably counts towards the miserable 13.6%. But even so, to claim a figure of 80%, when by even your own feeble guideline definitions it is only 13.6%, is a whopper even Don Corleone would have been proud of.
Now if I were to tell a policeman a lie like this - "I was doing 13.6 miles per hour, officer, not the 80 miles per hour that you claim" - then I would be banged up in one of their filthy gaols.
What consequences will the British police face for being caught out telling such a bare-faced lie, at such expense, to the rest of us?
To ask the question is to know the answer.
Men with snow on their boots: Batten down the hatches
You know all that stuff we used to be taught in the 1970s and 1980s about being in a warm interglacial, with a one hundred thousand year Ice Age awaitin' around the corner to snag us?Well, the Russians are still taught it. And some of them think that time is up for the 12,000 year interglacial party:
=> Earth on the Brink of an Ice Age
Yes folks, the men with snow on their boots think that it's time to get even bigger snow shovels in.
No doubt this is all part of some ghastly Russian plot to take over the world. Or is it just because they have failed to succumb to the green religion of the western liberals? After all, as people who have witnessed some of the worst excesses of socialism in the last one hundred years, perhaps they're better at detecting communoid nonsense than those of us in the West who still burn carbon-dioxide-producing candles for the memory of Karl Marx.
No doubt, time shall tell. In the meantime, I'm just wondering if the police in Henley have re-opened Greys Road - closed due to 'treacherous' snow yesterday - so that I can get to the shops to buy some more thermal clothing.
I must say, why doesn't this treacherous snow know that we're on an ever-accelerating upward curve into hot desert-like conditions here in England? Is the snow now part of the heretical unbeliever network? I think we should be told.
Traitors are getting everywhere.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Wootton Bassett protest group Islam4UK to be banned
I think Martin Niemöller's chilling poem needs an update, in response to the fascists in the British government today banning a political group for daring to argue against British government policy:First they came for the Islamists, and I did not speak out—because I was not an Islamist;
Then they came for the communists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a communist;
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist;
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew;
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak out.
For much more eloquent thoughts on the subject than I can muster, it's worth reading the thoughts of Britain's leading libertarian, Dr Sean Gabb:
=> "BAN ON ISLAM4UK: A DEFEAT FOR FREEDOM OF SPEECH," SAYS FREE MARKET AND CIVIL LIBERTIES THINK TANK
Change Update: Obama increases the number of US wars
Cheney and Bush only had two major wars between them, plus a score of more minor ones. Obama's ongoing idiotic 'Socialist Change' policy is now trying to up the count from two to five, plus doubling the number of other minor 'warlings' to include most of the non-western world. So to Afghanistan and Iraq, we can now count Yemen and Pakistan - the targets of deadly hellfire missile drones, special forces, and cruise missiles - and shortly the western taxpayer will be murdering people in Iran too.
Whoops, I don't want to go too far. I might get banned by the British government, for daring to have a non-fascist opinion.
I do hope all of you pinko Obama-lovers out there are loving his body-bag count of women and children. He should have Bush beaten by next Christmas.
For a decent detailed background, check out the latest think piece from Eric Margolis:
=> Osama: 10. The US: 0.
The Southern Avenger has a few thoughts on the subject, too:
HT to Paul
Whoops, I don't want to go too far. I might get banned by the British government, for daring to have a non-fascist opinion.
I do hope all of you pinko Obama-lovers out there are loving his body-bag count of women and children. He should have Bush beaten by next Christmas.
For a decent detailed background, check out the latest think piece from Eric Margolis:
=> Osama: 10. The US: 0.
The Southern Avenger has a few thoughts on the subject, too:
HT to Paul
Murray Rothbard Lecture Series: Introduction to Economics
Mises.org have created a new ITunes University channel, here:=> http://itunesu.mises.org
After taking a perusal, I found an introductory course to economics, by Uncle Murray himself, recorded on a Toronto student's tape recorder back in 1983. I haven't even listened to it myself yet, but I'm sure it will be much more than excellent.
Well done that man (or woman), who unearthed these rare diamond gems:
Here's a link to the first lecture on Mises.org:
=> http://mises.org/media/4454
Here are links to the 7 MP3 lectures, in sequence:
=> http://mises.org/multimedia/mp3/rothbard/Seminar1983/Rothbard-1.mp3
=> http://mises.org/multimedia/mp3/rothbard/Seminar1983/Rothbard-2.mp3
=> http://mises.org/multimedia/mp3/rothbard/Seminar1983/Rothbard-3.mp3
=> http://mises.org/multimedia/mp3/rothbard/Seminar1983/Rothbard-4.mp3
=> http://mises.org/multimedia/mp3/rothbard/Seminar1983/Rothbard-5.mp3
=> http://mises.org/multimedia/mp3/rothbard/Seminar1983/Rothbard-6.mp3
=> http://mises.org/multimedia/mp3/rothbard/Seminar1983/Rothbard-7.mp3
Here's the RSS Feed page, where the technorati can feed their iPod with these lectures (along with many other Rothbard classics):
=> http://mises.org/Feeds/media.ashx?AuthorId=299
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