And don't go thinking that between the mince pies, the turkey, the New Zealand Pinot Noir, and all the rest, that there hasn't been some productive effort going on here at Maturin Towers in the last few days.
For fear ye not, bold free peoples of the world, for the AustroCasino App has been born. Check this:
Yes, six of our favourite Austrians have been immortalised forever within this classy iPhone application. Get three in a row, and their name appears in the screen. Just what you've always wanted, and only $1.99 from an iPhone App Store near you! (Well, that's the marketing plan, anyway).
Right, the Christmas Cake and the Stilton is calling, washed down with a fine Alsatian Gewurztraminer.