Hey, folks, it's remarkable.
The UK is emerging from a recession just before a general election! And with figures produced by an independent government statistical body! With a stable money supply managed by an independent government central bank, which isn't artificially boosting figures by inflating this money supply, so that all the main people there get their terms renewed after the election by the government it is independent from!
It must all be true then!
And it would appear that you really can fool most of the people for all of the time.