I'm real glad I'm going to be forced to pay taxes to make it colder, because that global warming stuff is a real killer. I mean, look at it. It's now freezing the numb-nuts off the Catalans in March. It's a nightmare!
(And please, if we have any ecomaniac tapeworm 'denier trashers' following this miniscule site, who are actually so lacking in socialoid brain cells that they're actually going to try to waffle on about the jet stream moving due to AGW, then please do be warned that I know what third-level differentiation in chaotic fluid flow is all about, and that I'm quite prepared to enjoy humiliating you if you try.)