Yep, you guessed it, the following petition has steamed to the top of the pile:
We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to resignWell done Mr Jansons. You are a gentleman and a patriot.
Submitted by Kalvis Jansons
Yes, I know it makes no real difference to anything in the real world. But just imagine the fun and games civil servants will currently be having in Downing Street trying to avoid letting 'The Boss' know, to avoid being hospitalised at the end of a flung Nokia.
And perhaps, just perhaps, if Gordon does actually get to hear about it, if one of these tax eating schleppers draws the short straw and actually tells the myopic idiot what his own web site says, then the final shoe could drop, the final blood vessel might burst, and the men in the white coats could then be called to take away the gibbering gurgling wreck on the floor.
Perchance to dream.
No doubt someone at the BBC is also, as we speak, figuring out a way of not reporting this. What fun! ;-)
PS> Whaddya mean, you haven't signed it yet? That's not the spirit now, is it? (Though only sign it once, and only sign it if eligible to do so. We'll get maximum points for needling Gordon Stalin McBrown if they can't foist the "it's a bogus result" ploy on us.)
PPS> More on this, including lots of newspaper links, from Mr Fawkes.