Wednesday, April 29, 2009


Guess what has just reached Number One on Gordon Brown's very own web site, with a current total of 29,683?

Yep, you guessed it, the following petition has steamed to the top of the pile:

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to resign

Submitted by Kalvis Jansons
Well done Mr Jansons. You are a gentleman and a patriot.

Yes, I know it makes no real difference to anything in the real world. But just imagine the fun and games civil servants will currently be having in Downing Street trying to avoid letting 'The Boss' know, to avoid being hospitalised at the end of a flung Nokia.

And perhaps, just perhaps, if Gordon does actually get to hear about it, if one of these tax eating schleppers draws the short straw and actually tells the myopic idiot what his own web site says, then the final shoe could drop, the final blood vessel might burst, and the men in the white coats could then be called to take away the gibbering gurgling wreck on the floor.

Perchance to dream.

No doubt someone at the BBC is also, as we speak, figuring out a way of not reporting this. What fun! ;-)

PS> Whaddya mean, you haven't signed it yet? That's not the spirit now, is it? (Though only sign it once, and only sign it if eligible to do so. We'll get maximum points for needling Gordon Stalin McBrown if they can't foist the "it's a bogus result" ploy on us.)

PPS> More on this, including lots of newspaper links, from Mr Fawkes.


Kalvis Jansons said...

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Jack Maturin said...

Nice one, Kalvis! ;-)

Brilliant idea - Simple; obvious once seen, like all great ideas; but devastatingly effective.

Let's hope the total can creep up to a million.

Though perhaps Jack Straw will have done the decent thing by then, and 'Ken Clarked' the one-eyed Scottish idiot.