Love cheat MPs on 'suicide watch' as expense claims threaten to expose affairs

Oh dear.

Affairs of the human heart are difficult beasts at the best of times.

But if you're going to make the beast with two backs, behind the back of someone else for whom you profess the deepest love, then please don't expect other people, such as me, to be forced to pay for it.

So calling all MPs, who cheat on their partners - Pay for your own hotel rooms, you dirty rotten scoundrels.