No doubt Gordon Brown will be handing over my money, before the end of the week, to corporate welfare junkies in the airline industry, due to the current Ash spillover from Iceland.
If he does, my question to Gordon will be this:
"Seeing as I was due to fly out to Singapore this week, for a week-long trip, which would otherwise have generated a significant cash-flow for my business, and perhaps offered me future opportunities, will I also be getting a bail-out?"
Well, we already know the answer to that:
"No, small fry. Your job is to pay for the bail-outs to my friends, and all their voters ... sorry, employees ... who work for them. I already know you're not voting, so why would I bail you out with your own money? So shut up, and get on with it."