Owning Gold and Silver: The Unsafe Method

Our hero, the Mogambo Guru, uses his Mogambo Musical Ability (MMA) to demonstrate to the world the possibility that there may be 160x the amount of paper in the world proclaiming ownership of silver, than there actually is silver to back up these promises.

Go figure, as the Americans say.

And there's some other stuff about ping pong balls and peepers. But he lost me on that.