The Tories are hoping to decapitate Ed Balls, next week, in his West Yorkshire Morley constituency, which has been gerrymandered especially for him to give him a 10,000 majority - but is 10,000 enough? (Ed Balls doesn't actually know where Morley is. His tax-fed driver takes him there and it's a great basis for his expenses claims, but aside from that it could be anywhere in the grim North.)
The hated Ed Balls, the most repellent Labour MP after Gordon Brown himself, is the man most want to see lose his seat next week. I'll certainly be 'Up for Balls Being Squeezed'.
If he does go down, and if you're up too, those faint cheers you'll be able to hear in the background will be drifting in on the breeze from Henley On Thames.