Friday, May 01, 2009

Jack Straw - A nation turns its lonely eyes to you

Surely pressure must be mounting now on Jack Straw to do the decent thing and to walk unannounced into Downing Street to 'Ken Clarke' Gordon?

Surely it can only be a matter of time? All Straw needs is a decent pair in his trousers, plus a robust cricket helmet to ward off flying Nokias, and he should be there in a jiffy. Surely?

Perhaps that's the problem? Perhaps the Labour Party has been so emasculated by the ZaNu Labour spin machine operation, over the last 15 years, that there is nobody left with enough testosterone in their blood to take the hatchet into Downing Street, to dispatch Gordon Brown, when the hatchet is required?

What a feeble bunch of mincing mendacious muppets.

Perhaps if Straw doesn't have the balls for the job, then Mr John Leslie Prescott can be called down from his holdings in the North, to carry out the job instead?

Surely he's man enough for the task? Surely the "Ceau┼čescu Moment" is approaching?

2 comments:

denverthen said...

"What a feeble bunch of mincing mendacious muppets."

Lol. Hear hear.

Jack Maturin said...

:-)