Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Gordon Brown to resign

Huge changes for the better expected in Britain, beginning tomorrow.

By June, all sixteen-year-old girls will be virgins, everyone will have fantastic pensions, and all teams will win every league they compete in.

By Christmas, we'll be eating bratwurst in Berlin, smoking Cubans in Panama, and drinking Champagne on the French Riviera.

Yes, everything in Britain is going to be magically improved by a Lib-Con pact in the British government.

I believe.

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