Winner of Today's Turkish Grand Prix

Lewis Hamilton studies the rather dusty line of his second-place pole start position, today, before the race began, while modelling his new double-stud black earrings - any similarity to a 'Prize Cock' is entirely unintended and purely coincidental
Congratulations to Lewis Hamilton on winning today's Turkish Grand Prix, despite not being in any way a top man, unlike either Jensten Buttonia or Mark Webmeister.

PS> And congratulations to Mark Webmeister for not murdering Randy Mandy's old boyfriend.