Monday, June 16, 2008

The omniscience of the mighty

The Sky News reporter broke into a hushed tone, tonight, before informing me of the mighty event that had just been witnessed at Downing Street by a mere mortal! I was rapt:
"A Downing Street insider has just informed me that at tonight's discussion to solve world terrorism, between George Bush and Gordon Brown, which went on for half an hour longer than planned, President Bush predicted that oil prices would rise higher. Gordon Brown nodded in agreement. Within half an hour, the world oil price had risen to over $140 dollars!"
Bejesus. We are unworthy of even breathing the same air as such Colossi.

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