Ben Bernanke all but rules out double-dip

"No, if it even looks like a double-dip, then it's helicopter time again until we're all drowning in dollars. There will not be a double-dip on my watch. Not while there's any paper left in the world. I'd rather have a catastrophic collapse than a double dip, any day of the week."

Ben Bernanke, yesterday

And an interesting catastrophic collapse is exactly what you're going to get, Ben, as soon as the printing presses run out of ink.