Gordon Brown's spin team have been working overtime. As well as pumping him up to be a master of the universe, they have provided him with a way out if it all gets too much.
Apparently he is edging ever closer to becoming permanently blind in both eyes.
Hopefully the end to this stalinist monster can't be too far away now. Let's just hope the British people aren't fooled by this master of the universe stuff. If they are, expect his remaining eye to enjoy a spectacular recovery.