Whose Prints on the Prince?

It's got New Labour handling and fingerprint marks all over it. What has? This latest great-and-the-good attack on His Royal Highness the Prince of Wales.

So, he reckons himself a dissident then does he? Well I say, good for you sir.

What are the crimes he is accused of?

• He thinks that politicians never learn anything and rely too much on focus groups
• He laments that few politicians have experienced what it is they are taking decisions about
• Worst of all, he doesn't like Tony Blair

Well, I don't know about you, but I reckon these general thoughts about politicians are almost worthy of Professor Hoppe himself and the last point about Tony Blair is the absolute clincher; we must defend this man at all costs. So hands off Prince Charles, socialist scum bag republicans. If we must have a form of government, I would rather live under a proper non-democratic King Charles III monarchy than a happy slapping multicultural democratic nightmare, any year of the century.

Okay, so he's got a dodgy taste in women and he's a bit hoity-toity about first class travel arrangements, but if the future Dissident King needs men for the barricade against the democratic socialist horde, I'll be there; I may even buy a Barbour jacket this afternoon, in Windsor, just in case.