Back in Blighty!

Ah, the boundary joy of a late Spring and an early Summer in the glorious May of England!

And to return to savour my firsts personal days of the Glorious Coalition, I thought I would find young virgins walking the land holding bags of gold and remaining unmolested on walks from Lands End to John O'Groats.

Alas, I find the following headlines in The CoalitionGraph, instead:

=> David Cameron will rue the day he betrayed the Conservatives

=> Failure to save East Europe will lead to worldwide meltdown

=> FTSE falls to three-month low on eurozone crisis fears

=> Whatever Germany does, the euro as we know it is dead

=> The George Osborne effect: sterling plummets

=> 'Perfect storm' as market tremors hit China, Europe and the US

=> City fears of 'Great Depression Mark II'

Come on Chaps, chin up. We can get out of this. We just have to slice the government in two.